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COMIC-CON: PLAYBOY BUNNIES AND FELICIA DAY, MY NEMESISES…NEMESII?
Comic-Con is the Holy Grail for gamers. The only things slightly higher might be E3, BUT at Comic-Con you get all the really cool cross-over Hollywood stuff. My experience was amazing, I was hanging with the Playstation guys and I think a few really loved me. I was kicking butt on this totally new Scribbles game and then Ryan came by and beat the whole thing in a matter of minutes. While in my head I believed he was saving me from the horrible monsters in the game, I know he was just showing off.
As a group we managed our way into the Playboy Camp party. Bunnies everywhere and suddenly I don’t even exist!? WTF? Seriously? Like these bimbettes could hold a candle to my pownage skills. But seriously, you put boobs Read More
APPARENTLY DEMONS DON’T NEED TO GO TO COMIC-CON!
Demon Lord here. I’m here to provide you with a quick update about our trip to Comic-Con 2011. Oh, wait…I can’t…I wasn’t there! I was left behind! Words can not clearly communicate my distaste towards a slight oversight on our management’s hands. By a slight oversight, I mean you guys made a huge *#$@ing mistake! How dare you leave the unquestionably most skilled member of your team out of the Comic-Con trip! How dare you! I should have been there! I should have represented the group in the fine festivities the week had to offer! How could you think that I wouldn’t have loved to be embraced by the strong, chiseled Read More
MORTAL KOMBAT LEGACY: EP. 4 REVIEW
HANDS OFF MY DRAGONS!
Greetings Gelflings, Hobbits, and Dwarves,
It is I, Linus, AKA Lothriel the Great Dragon Slayer of Yore. I write thee today with dark tidings. A disturbing movement is afoot which aims to unsettle The Balance firmly established by the early Game Lore Masters. I speak of course of the the distinction which separates Action from RPG. Street Fighter from D&D. You all are, of course, familiar with the unsettling nature of the gameplay rebalancing in Dragon Age 2. This pandering attempt at serving up Action gameplay in the midst of RPG trappings was unfortunate, and yes it did bring many of the drooling masses into a realm where once before they dared not drool. But fortunately, a small tweek.Read More
FAP, YEAH!!! DRAGON AGE 2 IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!
This message is coming directly from Dagobah. I sat down today and spent some quality time with the “Dragon Age II” demo. Holy Skywalker’s panties I fapped. After, not during, but that is beside the point. I will not tell you a lie about that. It was amazing! A short, but adequate glimpse of what is going to come, Dragon Age II looks to be exactly what I was hoping for and more! Hot chicks, dragons and slaughtering the crap Read More